セントルイス

Ah, the long awaited あきやすみ is finally here. So long to the birds singing incessantly outside my window at ごぜん　はちに while I'm debating whether or not I ought to skip chemistry class. So long to my へやのりょお, the cramped soldier's quarters that smells like the fetid trails of my least favorite Pokémon, Muk, as a result of my roommate's overly sweaty and dank feet. For those of you who don't know Muk, one of the most worthless creatures in the Pokémon universe, it is pictured below.

Even though at the present moment, we are about halfway through あきやすみ, I feel as if something is missing. I mean, I've had my fill of playing DotA nonstop and eating various foods that I've missed. I've visited my friends, teachers, and people from high school. What could it be? Oh yes, I know what it is. 

Okay, I don't necessarily miss にほん, for にほん is about as familiar to me as your neglected tube socks sitting next to the denim overalls in your clothes drawer from the time you went to that crazy eighties workout party many years ago. It's にほんご that I miss. I'm sure many of you can relate to that.

It's incredibly bad for me, bad to the point where it is evident that I'm having withdrawals. For instance. My parents have observed me walking around our house mumbling phrases such as えーと and そですね to myself, as well as pointing at random things and saying これは　にほんごで　なんと　いいますか. Yes, my ごりょおしん must think I'm mentally unstable and may very well scheduling me for some time at a psychiatric ward, but until then, I will enjoy pretending that I am a にほんじん that can speak にほんご very well. 

And now, it is time to bore you, the audience, with my incredibly honed にほんご skills as I talk to you about my break thus far. Just imagine me speaking in (insert celebrity's name on whom you have a crush on here)'s voice to make it seem like your celebrity crush is talking to you about his or her own あきやすみ。

*ahem*

にちようびに　ごぜん　はちはんごろ　セントルイスのうちに　かえりました。そして、ごご　さんじごろに　ヂムスムを　たべました。そして、ごぜん　いちじごろ　ねました。

げつようびに　ごぜん　ろくじはんに　おおきました。そして、ろくじよじゅっぷんに　コーヒーを　のみましたと　こうこうに　いきました。　そして、ともだちいいいと　はなしました。そして、ごじごろ　うちに　かえりました。そして、video gamesを　しました。そして、ばんごはんを　りょうしんと　たべました。そして、ごぜん　さんじはんに　ねました。

かようびに、ごご　はちじはんにガールフレンドと　タイのばんごはんを　たべました。(For the record, I didn't mention any of the other things that happened on かようび because nothing really happened. Also,  we went to go get Thai food because my ガールフレンド and I celebrated our third year anniversary.)

すいよびともくようびに nothing really happened. しゅくだいを　しましたと　video gamesを　しました。Of course, I ate and performed other basic human functions as well, but nothing of interest.

I lied. Something interesting is happening. ぼくのガールフレンド　is over and we are hanging out with my family. I think we are going to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender and have dinner together. Mom suggested watching Pretty Woman, but I'm not sure if that's going to happen. 

Until next time!

じゃあ、また！

Note: I'm sorry if I offended anyone with saying that Muk is "one of the most worthless creatures in the Pokémon universe". The truth hurts.